I'm going to guess that this girl isn't too bright. Here's an easy way to weed out stupid people. They spell "fucking" wrong, and instead write "fucken." It's a common dipshit maneuver. Her name was RideOrDie, and the only word I could play to start was RIDE.
Kevin: Or die, right? Lol!
RideOrDie: Yup Ride or Die chic
Kevin: What do you ride?
My next word was DYE. I'm not fucken with you.
Kevin: First ride, then dye! What are the odds? Wowsers!
RideOrDie: Ha dnt trip
Kevin: Do you ever ride mustaches?
RideOrDie: Ur weird
Kevin: Ever kiss your brother on the mouth?
Kevin: Did you use tongue?
RideOrDie: Wtf bye
At this point, I believe she intended to resign, but didn't.
Kevin: Did you caress his buttocks while you made out with him?
Kevin: Were you dressed as Princess Leia while he was dressed as Luke Skywalker?
RideOrDie: Fuk u muther fuker duces
Kevin: Fuck you back, brother fucker.
RideOrDie: Okayy thats guuudddd BITCH ASS NIGGERR:-)
She then changes her avatar to a close-up of her making a kissy face.
Kevin: Are those the lips you put on your brother's balls?
Kevin: Ur kinda cute. (She actually isn't.) Wanna see my balls?
RideOrDie: Fuk no bitch leave me tha fuk alone
Kevin: You know you want to see them mashed on a glass coffee table while you lay under it and diddle your labia.
Here it comes.
RideOrDie: Im fucken married ass hole u dumb puto
Kevin: Then why do you make out with your brother?