For this one, I changed my profile pic to a close-up of strawberries. Oh, and I pretended to be a woman, but that will be obvious by my first sentence. I'm pretty sure my opponent was also a guy based on the smartass remarks.
Kevin: I'm totally having my period right now. I HATE the heavy days.
A$$: Me too
Kevin: Wtf right? I started having cramps last night and KNEW this shit would start today. Now my bf is all pissed cuz i wouldn't let him go down on me this morning. That's so gross.
Kevin: Srsly, chunks are coming out of me. I think i had a miscarriage.
Kevin: Ever have that? My cunt hurts.
A$$: My worst is when my ass bleeds.
Kevin: During ur period? Had that happen. Usually after i let my bf fuck my ass. Hes big.
A$$: Must be a nigger in you
I really don't know why people think this is okay to say just because they're hidden online, but I just went with it.
Kevin: He has a big black dick. Almost 12. Thick as an Alabama tree stump. My dad hates him.
A$$: Wow. And your tits and pussy look like
A$$: Just watched porn for three hours and played Wii at the same time. The went fishing and ate raw meat. Yeah!
Kevin: How big is your pussy? I have very long labia. My vagina looks like Cthulu.
Kevin: I should call it Cunthulu!
He just quit playing after that. I couldn't be topped.
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