Thursday, December 26, 2013

Episode 123 - The Purple Shoelace Gang

Camm gives an update on the plight of German. He says some other stuff. Then, Kevin says some stuff. Then they both say more stuff.

Obviously, Kevin is typing this synopsis after having a few Christmas beverages filled with holiday cheer, so just go listen to the goddamned thing.

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Thursday, December 19, 2013

Episode 122 - It Burns When I Pee

It's all about Camm this week as he goes into a slight medical issue, a few life items and some other things. Kevin does manage to shoehorn something in at the beginning, and they veer off into their usual nonsense.

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Thursday, December 12, 2013

Episode 121 - Receive Him with a Smile On Your Face

Camm and Kevin explain how the kids in their lives can be complete jerks. They also discuss their first kisses (not with each other, assholes), which leads them into a news story about a first grader who was suspended for being too suave for his age.

They also follow up with listener David, and they have some spectacular advice for him and his wife.

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Thursday, December 5, 2013

Episode 120 - Potholes

Camm and Kevin discuss the cold weather that is going to hit their usually balmy cities. Kevin talks about a future trip to the Magic Kingdom. Camm discovers some hidden prophylactics. Camm's friend saves his life. A listener emails the boys for advice, and they happily oblige.

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Thursday, November 28, 2013

Episode 119 - Rocky Mountain High

Kevin and Camm discuss racist teams and holidays, how annoying a kid can be while you record and other holiday nonsense.

Camm goes into details of his arrest while in the Air Force with the aid of an old newspaper article.

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Friday, November 22, 2013

Episode 118 - Let Me Smell Yo Turducken

Camm and Kevin decide to dig into some crazy news stories this week involving a naked train goddess, a murder coverup in a high school and two of the worst parents of all time. Before that, they talk about Thanksgiving plans, which may or may not include Kevin cooking a dog. They end the show with another fine edition of Lyrically Retarded featuring Riskay.

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Thursday, November 14, 2013

Episode 117 - Target Practice

Kevin talks about being depressed, Camm talks about errant semen, Kevin tells a dirty work story, both of the guys are sick, they get into tales of Vegas, there is Thanksgiving talk and a few other silly things are brought up.

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Thursday, November 7, 2013

Episode 116 - This Episode Might Suck

Camm and Kevin are sick this week, so they go into the episode with no expectations. They discuss Halloween, race relations between American blacks, Jamaicans and Africans, how big of a piece of shit Jesse Jackson is and yet another misadventure for Kevin at the post office.

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Thursday, October 31, 2013

Episode 115 - Uh Oh, I'm High!

Camm and Kevin talk about Halloween, the uneaten candy that flows everywhere in Kevin's house, the lady that is giving obese kids letters instead of candy, Camm's sticky icky, Spain's idea of plus-sized, photoshopping attractive women and Kevin's anniversary in Phoenix.

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Thursday, October 24, 2013

Episode 114 - Our Black Asses

Camm and Kevin talk about why they missed a week. Camm talks about customer service issues that he suffered with. Kevin confesses to making a hipster move. Kevin then travels back in time to continue his tale of parental strife and struggle. Don't worry. It does have a happy ending.

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Thursday, October 10, 2013

Episode 113 - Ceiling Fan Tallywhacker

Kevin gets a whistle. Camm turns 37, and it's a bit of a letdown. The duo talks about whether or not they actually care about their birthdays. Kevin delves into his custody saga, and it takes some strange turns. Do you know too much about your partner's sexual history? Can you do the wobbly H with your brother? How do you pee with a boner? Have all of these questions answered on this week's Raise Your Spirits!

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Thursday, October 3, 2013

Episode 112 - Abnormal Dead Pool

Camm and Kevin talk about some new listeners' thoughts on the show, how much trouble they had talking to crushes in high school and which Abnormal Entertainment host is most likely to die first.

Before they end the show, Kevin tells how he shared a lesson with a young man who possesses bad customer service skills.

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Thursday, September 26, 2013

Episode 111 - Knightress in Shining Armor

Kevin talks about his accidental venture into the ladies' room at Taco Bell. He also shares a conversation he had with a listener about being the hero in a relationship.

Camm brings in an article about a woman who blogs about making 300 sandwiches in order to get married. Kevin explains why this is blown out of proportion, and he and Camm discuss whether or not her boyfriend is gay.

Lyrically Retarded features a duet from someone the boys both love, and Kevin delves a little further into the terrible tale of his most difficult relationship. This time, he shares how he screwed up his sister's wedding.

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Thursday, September 19, 2013

Episode 110 - How Many Forevers Do You Get?

After Camm shares some sad news, Kevin gives us another Abnormal Entertainment brew before he gets into the problems he has with a few soon-to-be brides. Camm talks about a text message pest that won't leave him alone.

Kevin finally begins to discuss what led to his custody fight over his daughter and how he has worked through it.

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Thursday, September 12, 2013

Episode 109 - Shower Shame

For some reason, the boys get onto some hot Dave Coulier talk before delving into the problem with comedians that gays love. They also discuss Kevin's daughter's birthday.

Camm starts to talk in depth about his OCD. This leads into masturbation rituals, proper showering techniques and Camm's old blog about his prison fly.

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Thursday, September 5, 2013

Episode 108 - Beers and Queers

Camm and Kevin talk about crazy baby names, how much Sesame Street sucks, an invader in the state of California, Kevin's happy feelings and Camm's adventures with a family that is way too close and open.

Kevin also debuts his ideas for some Abnormal Entertainment inspired alcoholic beverages.

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Thursday, August 29, 2013

Episode 107 - Bitches Is Grody

Kevin leads in with a story about how locking himself out of his house led to the discovery that he needs to work out. Speaking of needing to work out, he gives the True Definition of the word "burlesque" in his newest RYS segment.

Camm talks about never going to a male strip club and why he'd rather go with women than men. That leads our duo into a discussion about how disgusting women are.

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Thursday, August 22, 2013

Episode 106 - I've Got Poo Under My Skin

Camm fears work scabies while Kevin shares the fun he had with a wrong number text that came to his phone.

They both talk about teachers they had in high school and which they would or wouldn't hump the bejesus out of.

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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Episode 105 - Leaky Valves

Kevin talks about his trip to Chicago and some of the fun he had with David Hayes and the array of children in their care.

Camm talks about some new issues with his congestive heart failure. Will he have to go in for surgery? Just in case, he declares his last will and testament on the show.

Kevin brings up an article on the kinkiest cities in America, and somehow he and Camm go off the rails. Gee, that never happens.

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Thursday, August 8, 2013

Episode 104 - You Don't Have the Packing Down

Camm is drunk and Kevin is tired. Kevin talks about prepping for his Chicago trip and recording an episode of Takedown with Matt and Mike. Camm gives some details about recording a new song. They both get into Facebook crazies and all sorts of weird people.

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Thursday, August 1, 2013

Episode 103 - Firm and Hairy

Kevin starts with a strange lisp, and he explains how he used it in two movies you never heard of. He also talks about the stand-up comedy of Tom Green and Kevin Farley.

Camm veers into the world of chubby chasing with surprising results. Will he go back for more? He and Kevin discuss times that are pure boner killers and Kevin's upcoming Chicago trip.

Celebrity weight loss comes up, and the duo decides who should or shouldn't lose weight based on how they look when they're thin.

They talk about racism in politics and why black people are getting tired of Spike Lee. After that, Kevin decides to turn Lyrically Retarded into a life lesson for the ladies with the song According to You by Orianthi.

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Thursday, July 25, 2013

Episode 102 - Nuzzle Tug

Camm and Kevin talk about Mexican food, Camm's weight loss, how Kevin deals with his daughter's bad attitude and how embarrassing their parents were when they had childhood crushes.

Mike Frizzell from Takedown chimes in with his bid to rule Quebexas, and the boys break down Kevin's creepy gay guy theory and how it might mistakenly be applied to one fan's sense of humor.

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Thursday, July 18, 2013

Episode 101 - Like Nobody's Business

Camm and Kevin talk technical glitches, orphans on television in the 1980s, how to be an effective manager, the origin of phrases, life after porn, crazy broads, pretty sisters, torturing the kids' future boyfriends and Kevin sings for no good reason.

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Thursday, July 11, 2013

Episode 100 - Domestic Love

Camm and Kevin celebrate their 100th episode by taking a trip down Senior Moments lane. They try to recall some of the finer moments of the show's history.

They also do a group Happy Happy Birthday for all of the fine douchebags born in July.

The show wraps up with an edition of Lyrically Retarded that breaks down a song that Kevin found by accident. Is this the worst song ever written? Pitbull and Chris Brown might take that title.

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Thursday, July 4, 2013

Episode 99 - Quebexas

Camm starts off with some heroics on his way home from work as Kevin happily sat on his ass at home all day.

Kevin gets into the frustration he has with conspiracy theorists in Independence Day, and why they really aren't doing anything. He and Camm then get into their problems with Canada, and they come up with a fantastic solution that anyone can agree with.

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Thursday, June 27, 2013

Episode 98 - Fat Somali


Camm takes a spill, and that leads Kevin and him to stories of eating shit and other disasters. Kevin's sister is a whirlwind of injuries, Camm has a grease fire and Kevin nearly loses a finger. Add Camm's ill-advised phone call to his mom and Kevin tearing the door off a van, and we have one hell of a mess.

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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Episode 97 - Grape Salsa


Camm and Kevin talk about their changes in taste over time when it comes to food, and for Kevin, when it comes to redheads.

Kevin chimes in with the missing Fancy Nigga Dave tribute, which leads the boys into a discussion about men sharing their feelings.

Camm poses questions about a straight guy who sends him dick pics but shuns his advances.

Kevin finishes off his work saga with the final pieces of the puzzle and his new found respect for someone you'd never expect him to.

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Thursday, June 13, 2013

Episode 96 - Fancy Nigga Day 2: Fancy Nigga Eve


On this Fancy Nigga Eve, Kevin talks about some shit that happened at work, his daughter's emerging artistic side and something that scared the dog that he allows to live in his house.

Camm talks about his mom's return to L.A. and how he figured out that he's turning into her.

The guys then share their list of the Fanciest Niggas of 2013. Tune in. You just might be on the list!

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Thursday, June 6, 2013

Episode 95 - Bisexual Mega-Dwarves


The boys recap their weekend at and around Phoenix Comicon, which included Camm's disappearance from their mash-up show with From the Underground and Cinema Head Cheese, a mending of fences and the usual drunken shenanigans.

Kevin shares some New Stereotypes, which leads Camm into his frequent interactions with an African who apparently needs attention.

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Thursday, May 30, 2013

Episode 94 - Podcatastrophe


Kevin and Camm join Jeff Dolniak from Cinema Head Cheese and Ryan Ford and Jacob O'Neal from From the Underground to record live at Phoenix Comicon.

They talk underground music, how Jacob and Ryan got started, favorite slasher movies, the movies they love that others hate and more. They also wonder where Camm went. Yeah.

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Thursday, May 23, 2013

Episode 93 - Straight Up Fuckin' Buffoonery


Kevin talks about his frequent truancy throughout high school, which once involved the cops and handcuffs, while Camm explains what a good kid he was.

They then get into some ridiculousness involving two other shows on the network. After that, they talk Phoenix Comicon and all of the Abnormal plans for the weekend.

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Thursday, May 16, 2013

Episode 92 - Medieval


Kevin tells the tale of almost getting in a fight with a kid half his age. He and Camm then discuss when television tries too hard. Camm has a question about arousal in the age of the geezer and how much time one should spend during solo lovemaking. He then wonders if some local bums feel sorry for him. Kevin also talks about being on dog patrol.

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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Raise Your Spirits returns to Phoenix Comicon!

Abnormal Entertainment will be scattered throughout Phoenix Comicon this year recording live podcasts. Come out and see your favorite podcasts in a series of mash-up shows. Check out the schedule below, and come out to see us! Click the image for tickets and info.

- Thursday, May 23 in Room 228A from 10:30p to 11:30p: Put It Together, Myriads of Thought and Talk Zebra get together for a live podcast.

- Friday, May 24 in Room 232A from 7:30p to 8:30p: Bank On Action and Unprotected Sports talk all avenues of sports entertainment in a live podcast.

- Friday, May 24 in Room 232A from 8:30p to 9:30p: Raise Your Spirits, From The Underground and Cinema Head Cheese combine for a live podcast.

- Saturday, May 25 in Room 228A from 10:30p to 11:30p: Brian and Jacob from The Gorram Nerd Hour will screen their short comedic horror film Lepus and host a panel with the cast and crew. The film features Taylor Made and Masked Blogster from Bank On Action.

- Sunday, May 26 in Room 228A from 4:00p to 5:00p: Cinema Head Cheese, The Gorram Nerd Hour and The Atomic Fallout Society give a Phoenix Comicon wrap-up in live podcast form.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Episode 91 - America's Butthole

Our drowsy duo explains why they haven't gotten much sleep lately, from Kevin's bizarre dreams to Camm's health and more such nonsense.

Camm has a penis update, Kevin explains why watching the Jodi Arias trial would have been a waste of time, and the two talk about the Cleveland kidnapping case and hero Charles Ramsey.

Does Camm finally get laid? Is Kevin the smartest man alive? What city has the dumbest accent? What assumptions does Kevin have about Cleveland? Listen for the answers to all of these fascinating queries and more!

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Thursday, May 2, 2013

Episode 90 - Braggadocious and Gay Face

Kevin wins a battle at work, Camm's car heads to the junkyard in the sky, Kevin shares some naked karaoke tales, Camm talks about commercials, and the guys discuss girl crazy, bookmarks and gay face.

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Thursday, April 25, 2013

Episode 89 - Zip Your Lips

Camm and Kevin share one good note each before getting into bitching for the week. There's a good Just the Tip, Talk Zebra chat, and some booze chatter.

After that, Kevin and Camm complain about work, karaoke, bad accents, free bleach, child beating and more.

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Thursday, April 18, 2013

Episode 88 - When Can I Get My Winnie Sucked?

Camm talks about his bad attitude and how a simple text message put one of his regular hookups in penile purgatory.

He and Kevin each pick a song to break down in the segment now renamed Lyrically Retarded. Camm attacks Maroon 5's Payphone, and Kevin tears Ed Sheeran's The A Team apart.

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Thursday, April 11, 2013

Episode 87 - No Means No

Kevin's dumb dog eats lip balm, Camm has a long work day, Kevin's shit smells worse than death, John Hamm's penis comes up (not the way Camm would hope), the guys talk about protecting their sisters and Kevin teaches Camm and the audience how and why to say no after Camm is annoyed by our buddy Cris Trinidad.

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