Showing posts with label hookup. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hookup. Show all posts

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Episode 88 - When Can I Get My Winnie Sucked?

Camm talks about his bad attitude and how a simple text message put one of his regular hookups in penile purgatory.

He and Kevin each pick a song to break down in the segment now renamed Lyrically Retarded. Camm attacks Maroon 5's Payphone, and Kevin tears Ed Sheeran's The A Team apart.

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Thursday, April 4, 2013

Episode 86 - Jacking the Bean Stalker

After a short discussion about technical problems, Camm explains a problem with a recent hookup. He then gets into stalker exes and how one of his used to drive him crazy. This leads Kevin to look up his first girlfriend on Facebook during the conversation.

They also discuss the passing of a fellow podcaster, dog shit vs. cat piss and the many different types of drunk that you may encounter.

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Thursday, January 24, 2013

Episode 76 - Dog Fart

Camm shares the story of a weekend adventure that ends in genital disaster. Kevin explains why he doesn't care about being the bad guy. The two discuss farting dogs, which leads into a wormhole of internet debauchery.

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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Who's on Wordfeud?: 10.5 on the Richter Scale

This one was interesting. I tried to add a random game and instead got two each from two different people. I was getting bored and wanted to get one of them to resign quickly. I chose a woman who had a nice smiling face shot for her icon. I expected her to go out with a whimper. Instead, "Wendy" got a little crazy.

Kevin: Do you like sex with strangers?

Wendy: Seriously? Grow the fuck up! This is a game on your fucking phone not a place to hook up.

Kevin: I wasn't trying to hook up. I was just asking. I don't like fat girls anyway.

(Calling a girl fat is the best way to get her riled up, whether she actually is or not. Let me tell you, it worked. Wendy immediately resigned from both games I had with her and changed her profile picture to show her with a guy.)

Wendy: First off, I'm not fat you ignorant piece of shit. Second, why would you ask a stupid question like that if you weren't looking to hook up.

Wendy: It seems to me that you are either an actual idiot that can't get laid on his own and has to chat it up with girls on a game.....

(Aren't you supposed to chat girls up to get laid? Wasn't I on my own?)

Wendy: Or you have a pathetically small dick and this game is still the only way you can get a girl. Either way it's ridiculous

Wendy: Good luck getting laid you dumb fuck. Maybe some dumb ass girl will fall for your "charm"

(Come on, ladies. It's time to think of something better than small peepee to insult a guy. If you can pull off getting laid through this game, you're a genius, especially considering the rare chance you're even geographically close to that person.)

Kevin: You got me. My dick is only 10.5 inches long. For a girl with a vagina as big as yours, that's tiny. Is that the guy you're going to send to beat me up? Does he like sex with strangers?

Kevin: I like his mouth.

Kevin: I just had sex with 3 bitches. They like my man dangler.

Wendy: Trannys don't count as bitches..... homo!

Wendy: You are what I like to call a whore.... enjoy your std's

Wendy: 10.5 you wish!

Kevin: If trannies bottom, they are bitches. I don't have stds, because I turned you down.

Kevin: 10.5. I can make a shish-ka-bitch.

Wendy: Homo. You are a fag.....you need to turn your tape measure over from centimeters to inches before a scronny white boy claims 10.5!

Kevin: 10.5 is what your fat ass hits on the Richter scale when you fart.

Wendy: Wow. Back to the insults huh.... Don't you have an HIV anonymous mtg to attend?

Kevin: You call me names and complain about my insults? I use condoms. You know, those things that would have prevented all your abortions.

That was the last I heard from her. I think she gave up. I do enjoy the scrapping, even if it's make believe.